When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet.
If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.
The last time I saw something like you, it was behind metal grids.
Ready to tell some witty comebacks to jerks who give everyone nasty looks? Yo mama so fat she jump into the sea and the sea jump out Yo momma so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street.
Yo momma is so fat the only thing stoping her on the way to mcdonalds is the door Yo momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo mama so fat she broke the 256 block limit on Minecraft.
Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.
Description: Should the need ever arise to stick it to them and you want to fire back below with a quick response, here are 30 handy comebacks you can use.