Despite sinister outwards appearances, Gomez and Morticia proved to be one of the most wholesome couples in pop culture.
The worst offense came towards the end of The Addams Family live-action film in 1991 when the family was about to be killed and robbed of their family fortune.
Those days of swinging from the chandeliers, sneaking off to bone in semi-privacy and trying every position under the sun comes to an end as soon as the ring goes on her finger, dooming you both to boring, bog-standard missionary position sex once a month, if that.
Likewise, why Gomez and Morticia are the best couple? He appeared out of ubiquitous boxes or other convenient containers throughout the house.
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