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Yo momma's so fat, she sued the State of Florida because every time she went to the beach, people dragged her into the water thinking she was a beached whale.

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

The only direction deez nuts are going is in your mouth! Kelly is so fat, when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks! Chairs make noises when you sit in them.

You get winded after you comb your hair.

Do you know how to tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.

I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep.

Description: A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

Views: 2080 Date: 23.02.2022 Favorited: 198 favorites
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Why tell an Insult Joke?
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Ya mummas so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive yo momma so fat every time she rolls out of bed she finds six naked men attached to her ass.

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