They are both speechless at first too.
The eight-second video starts with the two standing opposite each other as the 2008 hit Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club plays.
The baby needs a bottle and the toddler demands a hug.
Her appearance at the front door sends my older daughter and her friend and I into fresh fits of laughter.
This is not a professional photo, not a porn site photo.
Surely she has seen pictures of penises before, maybe even erect ones--they probably sketch them from live models in Sex Education--but this one was personal, this one was meant for her and however many other girls on M's list.
Description: As long as I play happy and keep my pain to myself, we get on famously.